"Sometimes when I
feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the
person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone. But you
know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its
head with a note that says "You". After that, I usually feel a whole lot better,
and no harm done."